This is an excerpt from my Nanowrimo novel “Grace…for the Journey:

…. now I’m doing Nanofimo.org since I DIDN’T finish in November which was very heartbreaking to me SINCE my kids ALL FINISHED and made their goals as I babsat so they could =) Another mom I know did the same and her son finished too!  Since their finish rate is so small I was really blessed for them!

Anyway,

Nanowrimo is raw text…not finely edited so forgive me if that are still issues with the text since its not fully developed yet or edited by my writing mentors Deb and Donna…..Miss and Miss TRAACHS in the flesh! These two dynamo women plus my Niki who inspired me over and over to AT least TRYYYYYYYYYYY  Nano

I wonder if I could put on my resume….

Chloe Sullivan

22222 Farmsvilletown Road

Lancaster, PA 00000

Education

Bachelor of Science in Chemistry

Masters in Business Administration

2 years in church nursery

Apprentice to Williams family for 3 years watching them raise 4 kids

Experience

Sales Rep

Analytical Chemist

Over 10+ years of homeschooling

PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICES 

Cleaned up 12,562 messes

SANITATION

DIAPERS:   

Changed let’s see (10 diapers per day x (365days x 3years) x 4 older kids) + twins diapers for 2 years (365 x 2 x 10) = ?

So that’s about 43,000 for the older crew PLUS…. 7,300 for the twins = SO BY ROUNDING DOWN THAT’S 50,000 diapers… oh that’s right the older ones helped with the twins sooooo I will cut that down by a third or (7,300 / 3) = 4,981 diapers or round down to 4,000 to be conservative in estimation. For a total of 47,000. To be fair lets round down more for sitters = 40,000.

MESSAGE THERAPIST

Lotioned 6 kids with eczema until they were slippery using overpriced specialty lotions for 12 years….got sick and saw endocrinologist for 1 yr due to one of these creams

CATERING

Served approx.  (3 x about 300days x 10 years give or take a kid or two) = 9,000 snacks and meals consisting primarily of various bread and cereal products

CHILD PSYCOLOGIST

Manage and encourage babies and children even when they are miserable, sick, don’t FEEL like doing their school work or chores. PLUS communicated with tween girls when emoting without pulling any hair out.

PERSONAL ESCORT SERVICE & CHEAUFEER  Countless soccer games in the rain and basketball games

I wonder what kind of job I could get with that resume.