I have the priveledge of teaching alot of kids but the funniest kids I must say are preschoolers....recently I have had them challenge my faith and my intellect=)

One preschooler said to me:

" I wish I could be with GOD..."  when I asked them why they said, " So He can protect me from the MONSTERS!"


Another time, I spoke to a preschooler and told them to be careful about something that was dangerous....they were roller skating....

I said, "You can really get hurt because it is dangerous to skate that way!"

They replied, " Its ok because God will HEAL me if I get hurt"

...at that point it took me a while to recover because I was amazed at the answer and laughing. A nearby adult looked at me laughing and waiting for my comeback..... Finally, I said "Well God gave u wisdom too, so please use it!"